Things my Son Said

I was cleaning out a box of old papers and found a list of things my son said. This was probably from about two to four years old.

• The samurai monkey drank all my milk.
• My nose is untied.
• Welcome to my punch class.
• This is my rock and roll banjo.
• I have poison mittens.
• We shall have a funeral for the dough boy in my stomach.
• Welcome to my tickle class.

And one of my daughter's:
Some people celebrate Harmonica instead of Christmas.