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Here's what I learned today:
- Someone's got a video of Hillary Clinton naked
- Lindsey Lohan died in a car crash
- A man shot churchgoers because they were liberals
- A man died after participating in sex after sports
- Torture is widespread in Palestinian jails
- The US budget deficit reached a record of 500 billion
- Britany and Paris are lovers
I suspect some of these are not accurate. For example, I read that the next U.S. president will inherit a mere $482 billion deficit. $500 billion is clearly an exaggeration. Let me know if any of the others are fabricated -- after all, I can't be expected to check the veracity of them all by myself.
3 comments:
Someone's got a video of Hillary Clinton naked
I have this video. And I'm demanding $1,000,000 in small unmarked bills. If my demands are not met, I will force you to watch the video.
Who needs National Enquirer when you've got spam like that?
If the president can't keep track of things how are we lowly subjects supposed to?
BTW -- don't ever send me an e-mail that begins with "Dear sister in Christ" or I'll delete it right away. I know that's SPAM. Now if it said soul sister...
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