This is a story told to me by my cousin who recently moved to Omaha from Utah. When his friends heard he was moving to Nebraska, one of them asked why he was moving. The conversation, according to my cousin, goes something like this.
Woman: "Why are you moving to Lebraska?"
Woman's husband: "It's not Lebraska. It's 'neh', N - E."
Woman: "Why are you moving to Nelebraska?"
Wow. It's funny to hear stories about people who are so insulated from the rest of the world.